Horseracing Fan Gifts

"I like the look of the favourite, but he's badly drawn."

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

-How about a fiver on that number three? -Ok, but to be safe,it better be each-way!

"I love your designer blinkers."

Ancient Racing

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

Gentlemen Riders

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'I believe you were first.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Fast food