Horseracing Fan T-Shirts

"I like the look of the favourite, but he's badly drawn."

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

-How about a fiver on that number three? -Ok, but to be safe,it better be each-way!

"I love your designer blinkers."

Ancient Racing

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Smile

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Pig Trotter

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.