Harley Fan Gifts

Altar Ego

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Raging Bull on Ice

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Pig Trotter

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Dog Scalextric

Fast food

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Panto Horse at the Races

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

Penguins - one is skating.