Harley Davidson Fan Gifts

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

"You'll pay for that...!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

Smile

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"You remember Champ. . ."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Dog Scalextric

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

Fast food

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

Panto Horse at the Races