Harley Davidson Fan Mugs

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

Gentlemen Riders

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Smile

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

Formula One car origami

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Pig Trotter

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Panto Horse at the Races

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Fast food

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"