Harley Fan Mugs

Altar Ego

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Pig Trotter

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Raging Bull on Ice

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Fast food

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Panto Horse at the Races

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Penguins - one is skating.

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.