Motorcycle Fans Mugs

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Altar Ego

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

The Race

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

The evolution of triathletes.

HEY!

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

On your mark, get set, go!

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Demanding father

Ryan Bayley