Motorcycle Fans Pillows

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Smile

Cyclist Flamingoes

Altar Ego

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Race

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

Sprinting speeding ticket

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

HEY!

On your mark, get set, go!

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Demanding father

"Need any electricity generated?"

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"