Yamaha Fan Gifts

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Mikado

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Altar Ego

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'And this is our basic model.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Hard Rock Cafe.

The headless moped driver

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I'm all shook up."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Elvis Costello

"Play dead!"

John Lennon

"And this is where the magic happens."