Cadillac Fan Gifts

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Fricka arrives.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"