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'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mikado

Our visit to the flan factory.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Altar Ego

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'And this is our basic model.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"I'm all shook up."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"And this is where the magic happens."

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"