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'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Koala

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Musician hurts his nose.

Sheep of the 1970's

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

'It's a Marimba!'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Aaron Copland.

Performer

"I'm all shook up."

Ant Mishbehavin'

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”