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Sheep of the 1970's

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Jimi Hendrix.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Sir Elton John

'Elton John'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A 1950's Barber Shop

"How was the play!"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Leonard Bernstein

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Mick Jagger at 95.

Terry Wogan

Jupiter

Louis Armstrong

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Dirty Grazing.

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

Hard Rock Cafe.

Aaron Copland.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'NEXT!'

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