Record Player Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.