Records Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Serenading

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.