Record Label Enthusiast T-Shirts

Simon Cowell caricature.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"So obvious, there all the time"

Music Collector.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Chiantis In Translation

Generic Products

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'