Record Label Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Generic Products

Chiantis In Translation

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Music Collector.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'