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Tube men dancing.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Man, times have changed.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Bryan Ferry

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Elevator Music

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'