Record Aficionado Gifts

Tube men dancing.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fossil record player.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music