Record Collecting Fanatic Gifts

Music Collector.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

His master's voice

Bev puts on an old favorite

Rod Stewart

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"I heard they got back together."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

music store

'Not the Adam Ant!'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Mick Jagger caricature.