Record Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Cossack dancers

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.