Recording Enthusiast Gifts

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

audiobooks...

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Music Collector.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

Tube men dancing.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

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