Recording Enthusiast Pillows

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Music Collector.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

sub woofer

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Tube men dancing.

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'