Listening Enthusiast Pillows

'I need you to get a few things from the shop!'

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Audio Books

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'