Recorder Enthusiast Gifts

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Social Media

One Size Fits All.

Disco Dancing

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."