Record Enthusiast Gifts

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Listening to Noam Chomsky

'Trust me, I don't need to weigh you. You're not the world's fattest man.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Rap music

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Cossack dancers

Serenading

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.