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"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Designer Fit

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Crocodile with man logo on polo

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Designer Baby.

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Chiantis In Translation

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'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'