Label Lovers Pillows

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Designer Fit

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

It bag and no knickers!

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Generic Products

Designer Baby.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Crocodile with man logo on polo

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'