Designer Label Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes sorry. Apple, Orange, Blackberry and all the good fruits are taken."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Chiantis In Translation

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Designer Baby.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Celebrity clothing.

Prince.

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'