Label Loving Guru T-Shirts

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Musical genres

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Your ad here!

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Media Darling.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

It bag and no knickers!

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