Label Junkie T-Shirts

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Glastonbury. After.

Let's get organized

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Primordial Schmooze

It bag and no knickers!

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

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"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Chiantis In Translation