Label Junkie Mugs

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Glastonbury. After.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Primordial Schmooze

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Social Media

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.