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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"It's that scratch music."

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"The record player is skipping again."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Bob Dylan

Prince

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

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"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"