Vinyl Aficionado T-Shirts

My Dog Scratch

music store

'I'm transferring all my wax cylinders to 78's.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Sir Winston Churchill

Comedy Cafe

Second hand furniture.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"How soon will this be a remnant

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Man...You age great!'

Fossil record player.

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

You had me at vintage.

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

Large print rock'n'roll section

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line