Vinyl Addict T-Shirts

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"You know you're getting old when..."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

The Invention of the Wheel

Groovy Baby

Crotchet

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Book market

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"The record player is skipping again."

His master's chill-out album

Joan Jett

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Prince

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Chain and Ball music player.

Bob Dylan