Vinyl Addict T-Shirts

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Invention of the Wheel

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

Crotchet

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Book market

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

Prince

Bob Dylan

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Chain and Ball music player.

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."