Vinyl Aficionado Gifts

When you said you missed your vinyl, I assumed you meant your records.

My Dog Scratch

music store

'I'm transferring all my wax cylinders to 78's.'

"My dad is obsessed with the Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Second hand furniture.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

'Man...You age great!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Ladies by the seaside

Fossil record player.

Antiques

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."