Vinyl Enthusiasts Gifts

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Pop.

'Dance music' 'Deep house' 'Speed garage' 'Intense patio'

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

Fossil record player.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn