Vinyl Record Lover Gifts

The Stranglers

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Pete Townshend Vineyards

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Large print rock'n'roll section

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"You know you're getting old when..."

Steve Howe.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Ozzy Osbourne

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Joan Jett

His master's chill-out album

Mick Jagger

Music Freak.

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"The record player is skipping again."