Vinyl Lover Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

What your coffee preparation method says about you...

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"Now, here's a new group on a real small label, and I'm going to lay it on your strictly 'cause I dig it."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

John Peel

Laser Beam Playing Record.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog stressed as he listens to four gramophones.)

'Have they written any new 'golden oldies' lately?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Excuse me is this the blues section?'

Jogger with a record player.

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

Jungle Man picking a 'swing' track in a record store

Pretty Vacant

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Thanks for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me. Don

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'