Vinyl Junkie Gifts

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"It's that scratch music."

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"You know you're getting old when..."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

His master's chill-out album

Joan Jett

"The record player is skipping again."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Madonna.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bob Dylan

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

Prince

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

The Beatles

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