Vinyl Lover Pillows

Pete Townshend Vineyards

What your coffee preparation method says about you...

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"Now, here's a new group on a real small label, and I'm going to lay it on your strictly 'cause I dig it."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

John Peel

Laser Beam Playing Record.

'Have they written any new 'golden oldies' lately?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Excuse me is this the blues section?'

Jogger with a record player.

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Arts and crafts

Fossil record player.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'