Velvet Lover Pillows

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Archimedes statue with a lever

Early Piety

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Electric Blanket.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Tired Barbie

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

Vivienne Westwood

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Choose, Fenster

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'