Velvet Lover Pillows

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Archimedes statue with a lever

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Electric Blanket.

Tired Barbie

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Choose, Fenster

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'