Vanity Lover Pillows

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it!

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

Surf fan.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Perfect Pierre Gets His...

"Excuse me...which one would make me look nice on Instagram?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Complete Makeover

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Vanity artist

TV-Mirror.