Vanity Lover Prints

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it!

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

Surf fan.

Perfect Pierre Gets His...

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Complete Makeover

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Vanity artist

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

TV-Mirror.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'