Vanity Enthusiasts Pillows

Bob felt he was better-looking than his reflection - and hired and unbiased third-party mediator to confirm it.

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

'Darling, do I need to do my hair?'

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

TV-Mirror.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Vanity artist

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."