Levy Lover Pillows

"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I heard they mate for life."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'