Vinyl Enthusiast Pillows

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

D.J. Vu

Ham Radio.

Groovy Baby

'Wow! Look at the size of Grandpa's CD.'

When I said I love the 'Oldies' I meant Grandma adn Grandpa."

'Look out! He's got a 45!'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

Desert Island Discs, record player with no electricity - 'Don't worry I've got my records'

'I got a great deal on vinyl siding.'

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Devil Buying Soul Music

'It's the white bathroom album!'

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

"I remember when they wouldn't dare raise gas prices more than a penny a gallon!"

Iconic dog hearing sound of vinyl record with his paw scratching it.

'Just look what you young people are missing out on with your fancy MP3 player - album covers.'

'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fossil record player.

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Music Collector.

"The record player is skipping again."

"When my father dies, he wants his ashes pressed into a record!"

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"I'm just looking through your records. Some of these could be quite valuable."

"Stop telling me I'm out of touch, you sound like a broken record"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

"Thank goodness - I've worn out my desert island discs."

The DJ

"Disk Jockey"