Vintage Vinyl Lover Pillows

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"How about we chill out at my place with a bottle of Mateus Rose listening to my vinyl seventy eights?"

"It's nice to just like things without having to LIKE them."

A token record...

Prince

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."