Video Junkie T-Shirts

Chain smoking YouTube Videos

Find that clip of the pelican eating the pigeon. - 'No, we've already seen it a dozen times.' - 'Find it!!!' - 'Gah! Alright!' - 'Ha, ha, ha! That is unlucky pigeon!' - 'Gah! Why am I watching this again?!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

100 best beheadings

Movies vs. Films

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Eva Mendez

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Mog The Week

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Ian Hislop

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Amanda Seyfried

True Story Movie

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

America's funniest investment scams

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."