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'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

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"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Dancing with the Star Wars

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'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Spoiler alert."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'