Film Junkie T-Shirts

'You had me at 'warning'.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

University Soapflakes

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Getting to Know You

Reese Witherspoon

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Movies vs. Films

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Spoiler alert."