Horror Movie Junkie T-Shirts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Spoiler alert."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

True Story Movie

Hitchcock's The Birds

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Squeal like a pig!